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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2010, 03:43:32 PM »

i had a party recently and we put cardboard on the walls to draw on an youd think it would be a sea of dicks but you thought wrong almost all vaginas and someone wrote really big "FAT CLITS 09'"
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2010, 05:36:58 PM »


i saw this on modblog a few years ago. kind of amazing.
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2010, 05:59:03 PM »

i want a tattoo on my dick that says "Thugs" on one side and "Harmony" on the other


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apparently that's not what this thread's about..
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2010, 06:28:29 PM »

i want a tattoo on my dick that says "Thugs" on one side and "Harmony" on the other


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apparently that's not what this thread's about..
you would probably have to shorten it to thg hrmy, baby dick
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2010, 06:29:39 PM »

where are all the vag tattoos ?
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2010, 06:34:09 PM »

i want a tattoo on my dick that says "Thugs" on one side and "Harmony" on the other


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apparently that's not what this thread's about..
you would probably have to shorten it to thg hrmy, baby dick


i. don't think you get it
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2010, 06:43:17 PM »

No.  I don't think you get it, my friend.
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2010, 08:58:47 PM »

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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2010, 09:53:01 PM »

i don't get it.
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2010, 09:58:59 PM »

Basically, dude loves dick.
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2010, 10:05:30 PM »

but it looks like the dick is in hell. there's even a devil!
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2010, 10:13:48 PM »

I think the dick is in heaven because of the blue clouds surrounding it and the devil is looking up at it from hell.

What I want to know is to whom does the dick belong to?
Is it god's?
Does the tattoo mean to say there is sexual tension between god and the devil?
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« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2010, 10:27:22 PM »

Or he got tired of hearing his family tell him he would 'burn in hell for being gay' so he got the imagery of said phrase tattooed on him.
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2010, 10:44:46 PM »

i mean, if we're really posting vag tattoos



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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2010, 10:57:34 PM »


this will always be my favorite dick heavy tattoo.






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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2010, 11:04:49 PM »

i mean, if we're really posting vag tattoos







hahaha. is that tommy chong?
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2010, 09:17:57 AM »

i mean, if we're really posting vag tattoos



Even if that vag wasn't gross, the tattoo would prevent me from ever having sex with this person.

Even while drunk.
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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2010, 10:03:19 AM »

anybody familiar with the "dick chicken" graffiti artist?



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Re: Dick tattoos.
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2010, 03:58:23 PM »

Yes. Yes we are.
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